I must, I must, increase my bust! Well, actually, I don’t really – I’m quite happy to remain small and rather imperfectly formed, but if I did want to increase my bust, I’d definitely be choosing Rodials’ ‘Boob Job’ (Yes, that really is its name!) as opposed to the much more expensive, and much more painful, surgical option.
Here’s the science bit, in the words of Rodial themselves:
"Boob job works with your natural fat cells. As the fat cells move around the body after eating, boob job “blocks” the fat into the area where the product has been applied, to the bust and décolleté areas." This will apparently lead to bigger boobs within 56 days, as well as a lifting and firming effect, which I don’t think any of us would want to say "no" to.
Boob Job launched just last week, and is available from Harvey Nichols or online, for £125 for 100ml. Expensive, yes, but this is a "boob job" we’re talking about…
Buy: Rodial Boob Job, £125



