Wellbox – gets rid of wrinkles and cellulite, costs £1000. Gulp.

Harrods describe this product as "the fountain of youth". Dollface says, "for that price, it bloody better be".

"That" price is the £1000 mentioned in the headline. Yes, it’s a lot, isn’t it? And what do you get for your one thousand British pounds? Well, it’s a piece of equipment that looks a little bit like a shower head, and from what I can tell, it seems to be a sophisticated kind of massager.

Harrods say: "From the very first session, powerful Tissular Rolling penetrates each layer of skin, reducing cellulite significantly, while Tissular Lifting gently exercises the skin of the face to rejuvenate its natural framework, producing a replenished, radiant complexion."

Uh-huh.

Now, I’m always deeply sceptical about this kind of costs-more-than-my-mortgage equipment. I just tend to think that if it really was the "fountain of youth" it claims to be, then everyone would have one, regardless of cost, and then there would be no old people in the world, ever. But of course, that would never happen, so if you’re willing to part with £1000 to see if this works, you can buy one from Harrods. And seriously, if it gives you legs like the model in the picture*, I’ll buy one as well….

* It doesn’t, though