Now, maybe this has been going on for a while now, and I just haven’t noticed it, but lately it feels like there’s been an explosion in the number of weird and wonderful lip balms appearing on the market. There’s really something for everyone now: whether you like coffee, Christmas pudding, junk food or, er, dorks, there’s a lip balm for you. And it’s probably at ASOS, too.

All of the products come from the ASOS website, and most only cost around £3 each (the Lip-O-Chino one shown was the most expensive, at £6), which makes it really tempting to just slip one into your basket next time you’re buying something from ASOS. And by “you” I mean “me”, obviously.

I haven’t tried any of these, so I can’t tell you how realistic the taste will be, but what I CAN tell you is that “dorks” apparently taste like strawberries. Who knew?

ASOS lip balms